A Quick One Before the Eternal Worm Devours Appalachia Pt. 1
This short story was inspired by the song of the same name by Lizard in the Spring, which in turn is a cover of A Quick One Before the Eternal Worm Devours Connecticut by Have a Nice Life. The views and opinions expressed by the character in this story do not necessarily reflect those of the author.
Well, here we are, Lina. The eternal worm is about to devour Appalachia and us with it. We stand on the precipice watching the impending destruction. I wish you were really here with me right now and I wasn't actually talking to this blasted piece of paper, but that's just how things shook out, I guess. And you might think I'm being metaphorical and deep or something, but no. I'm being completely literal. there is a giant worm descending from the sky, its girth spanning hundreds of miles, mouth agape, about to take out a chunk of North America from eastern Kentucky all the way down to the northeast of Georgia, and we are just about at the epicenter. There's not enough time for us to escape. We are staring at the end of our lives. These are our final moments.
You know, the sunset is very pretty despite the giant worm and everything. People are screaming and panicking in the valley below, fighting each other for resources and rushing around in the vain hope of escaping, crashing cars into each other... Yet here we are at the top of a cliff face, overlooking it all in complete peace and serenity. We know how to embrace what they cannot.
My heart is racing and my body shakes, but in my mind and in my true heart, I feel nothing. I am completely calm and completely numb. Whatever happens from this point doesn't really matter. I can't control it. No one can. What is one supposed to do when he hears his home is about to be eaten by a giant worm, that it is approaching so quickly that there's no time to try to find somewhere to escape to? There's no point in panicking. I just accept that it was apparently inevitable (because why would it happen if it wasn't?) and watch the show.
The worm draws ever closer. Must be about 3 miles away. The sun is disappearing. I lay back on the grassy hill. It's getting cold. I really wish you were here, Lina, because maybe we could
I'm really missing you right n
It would be really nice if you were here in person, Lina... in a strange way, this is kind of beautiful, and I wish I had someone to share it w
I try to close my eyes but find myself unable. I stare down the throat of the insatiable worm. It must be 2 miles away. The sound of people panicking is dying down. Maybe they're finally starting to realize they can't avoid this. Maybe they're even coming to embrace it.
Still staring at the worm.
It continues to draw ever closer. It must be one mile away. I hear a banjo playing softly. Plucking a quick one out before the eternal worm devours Appalachia. That has a nice ring to it.
The worm now fills the entire sky. Most of the light is gone, but looking at the horizon, it looks like we have about 30 seconds before it makes landfall. The banjo still plays. The end is coming.
The ground shakes. It's here. It's starting. People are praying and singing hymns. I should probably go down and worship with them. I am a believer, after all. But I like it here up on the cliff face. The banjo is still playing.
Slowly we sink deeper into the worm's digestive tract. The air smells like dirt. The ground still shakes, but with an intensity that remains the same as when it started, so I quickly get used to it. Some have already succumbed to the earthquake and sunk into the earth, never to be seen again. For now you and I are safe at the top of this hill. The banjo has stopped, and the only audible sound is that of the worm's continuing feast.
I find myself strangely calmed by the darkness and the low rumble of shifting earth. My eyes drift closed and I start drifting off to sleep. Maybe by some miracle I'll wake up tomorrow and everything will be okay, and if not, that's okay too.